The royal decree suggests that Onika won't be taking any pills or potions to stop the spread of COVID-19, and proves she might be even battier than her mentally unstable alter ego, Roman Zolanski. According to a series of tweets from Nicki, she won't be getting vaccinated after her cousin's friend from Trinidad had his testicles supposedly swell up from getting the vaccine, causing him to get left at the altar by his would-be wife. Thankfully for him, she never named this friend, because then everyone would know that someone put it all up in his face, then he caught a cause. This led to one hell of a media frenzy, with anti-vaxxers suddenly flying their Barb flags high, the White House hurriedly offering Nicki a personal invite (presumably to keep her from spreading any more easily debunkable anti-science propaganda), Dr. Fauci and the Health Minister of Trinidad and Tobago publicly denying her claims about the balls, and the Barbz doing what they always do: mindlessly rallying behind their fearless leader, even going as far as to protest outside of a CDC building in Atlanta on her behalf. Nicki didn't stop there, as she proceeded to dox two reporters on her Instagram story.

This fiasco seems a bit too conveniently timed, though. It just happened to drown out the coinciding news that her husband, who was convicted of first-degree attempted rape in 1995, plead guilty to failing to register as a sex offender in the state of California, leaving with him up to 10 years in prison and a lifetime of supervised release. Yikes.